Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
Directed by Fred Olen Ray
Writing credits T.L. Lankford Fred Olen Ray
Gunnar Hansen.... The Stranger
Linnea Quigley.... Samantha
Jay Richardson.... Jack Chandler
Dawn Wildsmith.... Lori
Michelle Bauer.... Mercedes (as Michelle McLellan)
All B-movie fans should see this movie. Even if you can't make it through the whole thing, the best scene is in the first ten minutes. Michelle Bauer strips while dancing to Elvis. She gets her room ready for some chainsaw action while naked. She's putting plastic sheeting over her Elvis painting, putting on a shower cap so she doesn't get blood in her hair, etc. See Michelle's naked body drenched in blood while she's holding a chainsaw! B-movie nirvana!
Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley make this movie happen. Bauer has an unbelievably tight body. I could watch that strip scene over and over. OK, I admit it. I have watched it over and over. Mmmm...Hookers chainsawing. And I don't know what it is about Linnea Quigley. She has got this great body with this innocent little face. It works. Her dance of the two chainsaws at the end is another highlight. The outfit she wore during her dance is something special. They both get naked in the flick as do a number of other women. You can't go wrong. OK, sure. They may not be the greatest actresses in the world. So what? They get an A+ in my book for getting into the swing of things and embracing the art of being a Chainsaw Hooker.
The detective, (Jay Richardson), who was investigating the chainsaw murders had some funny lines. The best line? Michelle and the detective are at a bar. She says, "Jack? I'm going to f**k your brains out." The Detective thinks to himself: "I didn't like the sound of that."
If you like B-movies about hookers with chainsaws, you've got to see this flick!
SCORE: 3 out of 4 chainsaw hookers