Friday, May 26, 2006

"Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" review

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

Directed by David DeCoteau
Writing credits Sergei Hasenecz

Andras Jones.... Calvin
Linnea Quigley.... Spider
Robin Stille.... Babs Peterson (as Robin Rochelle)
Brinke Stevens.... Taffy
Michelle Bauer.... Lisa (as Michelle McClellen)

Three mega B-movie babes, (Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer), converge on this movie in an attempt to save it from being thrown in the garbage where it belongs. They are the only good thing about this disaster. Brinke and Bauer get naked in a shower scene. Sorority babes are into cleanliness. Me too! Loved it. Bauer also gets naked in a locker room scene at the Bowl-O-Rama. A nymphomaniac spell is put on her and the viewer is in heaven.The trip to heaven is short lived though as the movie returns to non-naked Bauer scenes and sends the viewer crashing down to Earth. For some strange reason, Quigley does not get naked. *Sniff* Oh well. You can't win them all.

Speaking of losing, I was trying to laugh along to Uncle Impie and his stupidity. I couldn't do it though. I think the main reason is that he's not funny. The Imp gets released from a bowling trophy and impy things happen. The fat guy was kind of amusing and the geek who got drunk off of one beer made me smile. But overall, it was painful.

Still, the movie is not completely worthless. Super babes Bauer, Stevens and Quigley make it worth checking out once. The shower scene may be worth checking out a couple of times.

SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 for three mega B-babes

Good clean sorority fun.

Speaking of cleaning, going to need a shower after this...


Anonymous said...

Wow, your rating is surprising. I remember liking this one---I think I was in puberty the last time I saw it, that may have had something to do with it. I need to check it out again.

Michael Whiteacre said...

I believe this movie may have used the song, "Suck You Suck You Succubus." It also has more pseudonyms in the credits than a Mexican wrestling movie. Many of the people involved came from the gay porn biz .