Monday, May 01, 2006

"Decoys" review

Decoys (2004)

Directed by Matthew Hastings
Writing credits Tom Berry Matthew Hastings

Corey Sevier.... Luke
Stefanie von Pfetten.... Lilly
Kim Poirier.... Constance
Elias Toufexis.... Roger
Meghan Ory.... Alex

Even monsters from outer space know how to get what they want from dimwitted Earthlings. "We must be blonde! Get in the mothership! We're going to Canada!" The college guys cannot resist their intergalactic blonde power. It's like staring into the sun. You're blinded by the light.

I've often thought that any horror/sci-fi/comedy/whatever movie set in a sorority house must be good on some level. "Decoys" is a winner. Here's the movie: Hot alien blondes seduce morons. Is there really anymore to say? I had a good time. I especially liked the line the hero threw on one of the alien babes. She pleads for her life and the hero asks her, "You're from Orion? How about O FRYING?!!!!" Let's just say he melts her heart and other important organs.

SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 blonde decoys

Can't resist the decoys much longer...

Intergalactic blonde power sucking me in...

Don't care if they're aliens...


DukeoftheDiscs said...

Meghan Ory made the movie for me...sorry to see how her part changed at the end...My favorite line from the movie was the same as Dr. Gore.... that moron who spoke it had a lot of dumb things to say. The movie was a B movie... as in B cup.

Dr. Gore ( said...

Yeah, they were a B-cup race of decoys weren't they? You think they would have gone the extra mile and brought along a D-decoy. Make that double D-decoy.