Saturday, August 05, 2006

"Darkhunters" review

Darkhunters (2004)

Directed by Johannes Roberts
Writing credits Johannes Roberts

Dominique Pinon.... Charlie Jackson
Susan Paterno.... Carol Miller
Dan van Husen.... Jack
Jeff Fahey.... Mr. Barlow

Sometimes, souls get missed. Sometimes, we have to send intergalactic bounty hunters to search for them. Sometimes, we must send them on very dangerous missions. "Darkhunters" sends these men of action into the thick of battle to search for the movie. The mission was too perilous. The Darkhunter failed.

"Darkhunters" starts off with an interesting concept and then refuses to do anything with it. So souls get lost on the way to heaven. A hot chick is the only one who can identify them. An alien Darkhunter stops by to harass her. He speaks in an alien tongue but the filmmakers were kind enough to subtitle his gibberish. Then the movie drags on and on until it somehow mercifully ends.

There was an interesting movie here somewhere but the Darkhunter couldn't find it. Next time, leave it in the hands of the hot chick. They always know what to do.

SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 heavily armed hot chicks

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