Saturday, August 26, 2006

"Skyscraper" review

Skyscraper (1997)

Directed by Raymond Martino
Writing credits William Applegate Jr. John Larrabee

Anna Nicole Smith .... Carrie Wisk

OK, so I bought this video. It had a picture of Anna Nicole Smith on the front with her cleavage prominently displayed. Ditto on the back cover. It reads on the back: "In between steamy showers and love making..." I was hooked. I could have gone for her Playboy video but went with this one instead.

What in the world was I thinking? I hit play and this "movie" appeared. It was a lot of filler that took away from the real plot: Anna Nicole Smiths naked breasts. Oh they were there but this annoying terrorist movie kept getting in the way. Softer than softcore, this movie disappoints. If Anna had any acting ability then maybe it could have been fun. Unfortunately she doesn't and it's not.

I went back to the store the next week and bought her Playboy video. Much better.

SCORE: 1 out of 4 Anna Nicole Smiths in a much, much better movie

Anna having some fun in the tub from "Anna Nicole Smith: Exposed". Watch this movie a thousand times before even thinking about seeing "Skyscraper". And then don't see "Skyscraper".

1 comment:

jervaise brooke hamster said...

I want to bugger and tit-fuck Anna Nicole Smith (as the bird was in 1985 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously, which is long since dead, unfortunately).