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Sunday, March 07, 2010

"The Hills Have Thighs" review


Julie Smith and friends are canvassing the desert for a place to have sex. One of their friends was last seen wandering through the valley of the large breasted cave women and hasn't been seen since. Can't they just let the man be? Maybe he doesn't want to be saved. But since he was good in the sack his friends need to find him. He is being held captive by mutated wild women Kylee Nash and Rebecca Love. They want to keep humping him until they drain him dry or until they find some other poor soul to satisfy their insatiable desire. Julie Smith and Brandin Rackley need to have plenty of sex so that they can have the strength to leave no stone unturned in their quest to ruin their friends cave girl orgy.

Speaking as a man who can't get enough of watching Julie Smith engage in erotic pleasure, I enjoyed "The Hills have Thighs". Horny B-movie kingpin Jim Wynorski invades late night cable with another large breasted homage to himself. Every sex scene has been filmed in some form or another in a previous Wynorski movie so why tamper with a proven formula. This time he is smart enough to let Julie Smith and her amazing breasts have three solid sex scenes. The first one has Julie showing her fidelity to her husband with some healthy marital sex in a motel room. The second scene has Julie and Brandin taking a break from their searching and indulging in some desert sapphic delight. The last scene has Julie under the influence of a sex spell and banging her friend's husband. All of these scenes showcased Julie's carnal skills and left me in awe of her as usual.

One of the exploitation elements you can always depend on in a Wynorski movie is large breasted women popping their tops. You can't depend on much else but I always take comfort in knowing that at least Wynorski loves topless women in movies as much as I do. Kylee Nash is the leader of the cave women and has plenty of cave women sex. She is frothing at the mouth during most of her sex scenes like any horny cave woman should. Her breasts are extra large and she unleashes them in many scenes for the viewer to enjoy. Rebecca Love is another large breasted wild woman who gets to release her cave woman breasts during many frantic sex scenes. Brandin Rackley is fun to watch as she seems to enjoy rolling around with whomever is naked with her at the time. And have I mentioned how much I like watching Julie Smith? Just amazing man. She has to be seen.

"The Hills have Thighs" is a typical Wynorski late night softcore movie. It has Julie Smith and her mind blowing body running wild so you know it's got to be good. Wynorski cut out a lot of filler to create a lean softcore flick that's heavy on sex and not much else. If you're up late one night and the "The Hills have Thighs" is on, it's worth a look. The women are savage and the breasts are abundant. You may want to stay lost in these hills.

SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 Julie Smith hills and thighs

There's gold in those hills.

28 comments:

Kylee Nash said...

Thanks for the review! I'm glad you seem to have enjoyed the movie. I agree, Julie is just ridiculously hot. I regret that Wynorski wasn't able to work a love scene between myself and her into the plot, lol! ;)

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

I like your attitude. You have a solid softcore work ethic. One should always lament the lack of Julie Smith love scenes.

Funny enough, not seeing you and Miss JKS in a love scene is what I regret as well. We're on the same page here. Oh well. Let's just hope it somehow makes its way into the sequel.

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

I cant believe Julie K. Smith is 42 because that means shes 24 years past the absolute pinnacle and peak of her physical attractiveness and desirability. Dr. Gore, do you have any pictures of Julie when she was 18 (preferably without her clothes on) i`d love to see those images.

By the way, i want to bugger Kylee Nash, actually when i think about it i`d like to perform every sex-act in the known universe on Kylee Nash, that bird is truly amazing.

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Julie Smith needs to be recognized as the sex goddess she is. Don't have any pictures of an 18 year old JKS to post. The youngest Julie Smith I remember seeing in movies is in "Angel III". But in that movie she wasn't blessed with the works of art on her chest like she is today.

For pure Julie Smith satisfaction, I recommend "Witches of Breastwick". Also her Penthouse swimsuit video is a winner as well.

Kylee Nash is a large breasted treasure. She seems to like the same things I do. I have a feeling one day we'll see that dream Kylee/Julie love scene come true.

Michael Whiteacre said...

It could happen, Doc.

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

We can dream. For it is a fine dream worth having. I should know because I dream about it quite often.

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Dr. gore, when you replied directly to the comment left by Kylee Nash why didn`t you ask her for a date?, who knows if you played your cards right with that chick you could be in bed with the bird next week and be buggering her senseless!!!.

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

You make an intriguing point. Kylee is an interesting woman. Seems to love what she does and I love to watch the results.

I have no excuse. I don't get the impression though that she's the kind of person who goes buggering after a week. Making out in a softcore movie is one thing. Senseless buggering is a whole other game.

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Do you know whether or not Kylee Nash has actually done any hard-core porn?. If she has it would prove that her lushious young arse-hole is indeed available!!!.

Osvaldo said...

Doc, i'm not sure if you know this page. Talk about some breast work these people are doing:

http://www.boobpedia.com/

They listen Kylee there...

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kylee_Nash

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Nice link. I hadn't heard about that site before. Thanks for sharing the info.

Julie K Smith said...

IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. IT WAS A FUN PIC TO MAKE! THANK GOD WE FOUND BILL, AND THANK GOD BRANDIN ADMITTED TO FUCK'N ALL THE MEN ON HER VACATION WHO'S NAMES BEGAN W/ THE LETTER 'R'... YES ...THE SNOW CAPPED MOUNTAINS IN THE BACKGROUND WERE INDEED REAL! AFTER-ALL... JIM WOULD NEVER HAVE PAID FOR THAT! DR. GORE I CAN NEVER GET A GOOD TITTY PIC PAST YOU. YOUR ON IT, AS SOON AS IT HITS THE AIR...LOVES IT! NEXT UP..."PARA-KNOCKERS ACTIVITY"...I HAVE A FEEL'N YOUR GONNA LOVE IT! IT MAY END UP BEING YOUR FAV. ALL TIMER?? WE'LL SEE...UNTIL THEN, THERE'S "THE HILL'S HAVE EYES" ENJOY DARLIN XoX

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Julie,

No JKS titty movie is getting past me. That I can assure you. I know what I like.

I have a feeling I'll be watching "Para-Knocker Activity" the second it comes out. And when I say a feeling, it's more like a certainty. In order for it to be my favorite JKS softcore movie of all time, I'm hoping there's an extended scene where you show your appreciation for Dr. Tory Lane. I'm rooting for the love connection.

And since we're on the subject of titty movies, I'd like to take a moment to ask for a Julie Smith women's prison movie. I see you as the warden. I'd really like to see you play Ilsa, Tigress of LA. Like I said, I know what I like.

Julie K Smith said...

IM A STEP AHEAD OF YOU DOCTOR! IVE BEEN TRY'N TO GET A 'WOMAN IN PRISON' MOVIE FUNDED FOR A YR OR SO??? IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED... IM DOIN A PRETTY BIG 'A' FILM IN THE SUMMER, AND ILL FUND IT MYSELF W/ THE $$ FROM THAT PIC. KEEP YOUR LEGS CROSSED. THE FILM IM DOIN IS A MODERN DAY 'AMERICAN GRAFFITI'...IT'S A PERIOD PEICE. TAKES PLACE IN THE SUMMER OF 74...IM UP AGAINST 'DEBRA HARRY'! (IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT).

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

It pleases me to no end to hear that you're going to take charge of the women's prison situation. Just like a warden would do. Now don't forget to slick your hair back, put on eyeglasses and wear jack boots around the prison yard. Or the prisoner shower. This shows that you mean business. Your commitment to titty movie excellence is appreciated.

So glad to hear you're taking A movie money and reinvesting it in the most amazing of B-movie genres. The mighty women's prison movie. You and I are on the same wavelength. You'll have to tell me more about your A-movie adventure when you get a chance. My legs and toes are crossed for you.

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Dr. Gore, Julie K. Smith sounds like shes yours for the taking. get in there pal!!!.

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Anonymous said...

Definitely the right type of action in this movie in my book... I'm always curious just how "real" the action is, such as Kylee's "every imaginable way" scene at the bon fire... so is the guy actor very lucky to do such a scene with Kylee or eXXXtremely lucky?

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

He's a lucky man but I don't think he's eXXXtremely lucky. If you thought she was really having sex, then she has done a good job. The art of faking it gets to the heart of softcore filmmaking. Besides I don't think Kylee would let some guy penetrate her on a Wynorski movie. I'm sure there are more appropriate times and places for her to engage in "every imaginable way" action but "The Hills have Thighs" is not likely to be one of them.

Colin said...

Good Doctor,

Just discovered your blog today. As a writer, I instantly recognized it to be an in incredibly invaluable procrastination tool. Thank you!

BTW, I think I can say without fear of hyperbole that Julie K. Smith is the most amazing-est woman in the complete history of everything ever. She seems to get better looking, which is a pretty cool trick.

Colin

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Colin,

Procrastinate away! Let the B-movie reviewing keep you from your daily chores.

I hope in my own small way I have articulated the joys and sorrow of watching B-cinema. The many pictures of sexy women, (Julie Smith being the sexiest), on the blog help to alleviate the pain a terrible movie can cause. So procrastinate until the sun comes up. The Doctor is in.

Anonymous said...

hello, good article.
Where can I see online the entire movie?
the whole one.

nutty natie said...

hey i was wondering if you guys new where i could watch it for free?

Disorderly said...

I just discovered your website and it really struck a chord. Being a long time B movie fan myself having grown up on Cinemax after dark in my formative years, I would love to see your take on some classic B movies. Sylvia Kristel and the like. But on topic, Julie is absolutely stunning no doubt about it. I would be curious to see her take on which director she preferred. Wynorski or the late Andy Sidaris? Maybe we can hope for a book when she isn't filming. By the way, Glori-Anne Gilbert is a stunner too.
Looking forward to some new posts soon.

Dr. Gore said...

Thanks for checking out the site.

As far as classic B-movies go, I have been known to review a Sybil Danning movie or two. I don't want to neglect the 80's B-movie babes. I haven't reviewed any Sylvia Kristel movies but I have reviewed a few Emmanuelle flicks.

Julie Smith is certainly stunning. I could write about her body all day long. I know she loved making the Sidaris movies. Those were busty times. As far as Wynorski, well, I'll let her answer that one.

Dr. Gore said...

Hey Disorderly,

I asked Julie Smith her director preferences. Here is her response:

"AW YES INDEED...A BOOK IS A GIVEN,BUT NOT YET!! I'VE STILL A COUPLE MORE CHAPTERS TO LIVE! TELL THE GUY THAT WROTE THAT...' HE'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT'! I WILL SAY.... THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN ANDYS, CHEESE AND TOMATO SANDWHICH'S SO YUMMY ! JIM CAN'T MAKE A PIECE OF TOAST RIGHT!!"

I'll be waiting for the book myself.

Leesa said...

I love the hills have thighs . I have gotten off many times to the sights of those big breasted women fucking(;

Anonymous said...

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