Tuesday, March 28, 2006

"Hybrid" review

Hybrid (1997)

Directed by Fred Olen Ray

Writing credits Sean O'Bannon

John Blyth Barrymore.... Dr. Paul Hamilton
Brinke Stevens.... Dr. Leslie Morgan
J.J. North.... Carla Ferguson
Tim Abell.... McQueen

Brinke Stevens and a bunch of other people are driving through the desert looking for a place to crash and take a shower. They come across an abandoned research facility with the standard out of control genetic mutation ready to kill them. This makes Brinke Stevens all hot and sweaty. She hops into the shower with another woman and together they proceed to lather each other up. Speaking of lathering up, the viewer is cheering on the shower party. OOOH, OK Brinke. Don't miss a spot. Clean her back. That's good. Slower. Slooower. OK Faster. MMMM...

Brinke Stevens shower in space is the best and ONLY reason to see this movie. The rest of the flick was a standard B monster movie. Monster wanders around, kills a few people, chases a few others, etc. Standard. But the shower scene was excellent. My God, there should be a shower scene in every movie. And Brinke Stevens should be in it.

SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 showers in spaaaaace!!

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