Wednesday, March 22, 2006

"Who wants to be an Erotic Billionaire?" review

Who Wants to Be an Erotic Billionaire? (2002)

Directed by John Bacchus
Writing credits Zachary Winston Snygg

Bethany Lott
Debbie Rochon.... Various characters
Allison Slinger(as Allison S.)
Zachary Winston Snygg
Vivica Taylor.... Bambi
Julian Wells.... Remis Phildin

"Who wants to be an Erotic Billionaire?" must be the cheapest movie ever made. If this cost more than $500 to make, I would be shocked. You would think a game show that promises to give away a billion dollars a show would be able to afford a decent looking set. They basically shot the entire movie in one cruddy looking room. Most of the dialogue scenes consist of a single person talking into the camera. It looks like everyone filmed their scenes separately, (probably in a one day marathon session), and then the movie was glued together. It is a shamelessly cheap flick.

But of course, we all know what's truly important here. Julian Wells asks at the beginning of the movie, "Who DOESN'T want to be an erotic billionaire?". My thoughts exactly. So we get two women and two guys vying for a chance at a billion dollars and sex with the lovely Bambi. The girls are lobbed the soft questions, "What's your favorite color?" and the guys are thrown the hard curveballs, "Who was the Secretary of Agriculture for Nixon's second term?" The men are treated with the disdain and disgust they deserve for having the audacity to show up in a lesbian sex flick.

Speaking of lesbian sex, three cheers for Bambi! That is how it is done. Bambi was a great prize to give away. All of the girls were winners and got to partake in their reward right there on the studio floor. After watching it all, I truly felt that I was the real winner here.

Basically, you've got four sex scenes. Bambi is in three of them and Wells is in two. The last sex scene starts off as a big Bambi gang bang and then segues into a pile on Julian party. All of the sex scenes are pretty good. The rest of the movie consists of Wells asking the contestants asinine questions. The girls get shown some mercy and the guys get the shaft. It's just as well. I didn't want to see the guys become erotic billionaires anyway.

SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 for hot Bambi billionaire action

1 comment:

Michael Whiteacre said...

This was the type of movie I begged the E.I. guys not to keep making. They're a waste of time. I guess if they sold 100 dvds they made s profit on it.