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Sunday, January 22, 2006

"Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS" review

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)

Directed by Don Edmonds

Writing credits Jonah Royston

Dyanne Thorne.... Ilsa
Gregory Knoph.... Wolfe
Uschi Digard.... Naked woman in gas-chamber


Aryan Goddess ILSA tortures women for the Third Reich. She runs a medical experiment camp. You know, it's all for the fatherland. Like infecting women with diseases, boiling them alive, putting maggots in their wounds etc. Her valuable research will help Germany. She also has a pet project brewing. Seems ILSA thinks that women can withstand more pain than men. She longs to prove her theory and beats as many women as possible to test it. It's all purely for research of course.

Dyanne Thorne, (ILSA), is what makes this movie happen. She is perfection. Without her as ILSA, this movie would not have been nearly as good. She was ready for anything. Large breasted ILSA runs the camp with an iron fist. Having her naked a lot helped. I think I love her. She has turned me on to jack boots for life.

So ILSA beats a lot of women and looks for the man who will satisfy her from the prisoners. And who finally gives ILSA a run for her money? That's right baby. An American. God Bless the U.S.A. Only he can tame the wild ILSA. That was a great scene.

"ILSA, She Wolf of the SS" is a superior exploitation film. All B-movie fans should see it. Blood, torture and breasts aplenty. And then there's ILSA. I salute you.

SCORE: 4 out of 4 ILSAS!!!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very well written review. Is "Ilsa She Wolf of the SS" Rob Zombie's major inspiration for the fake trailer
he directed in the Rodriquez/Tarantino's Grindhouse double flick?

You make the character of Ilsa sound very interesting, as well as the plot. Think i'm going to give this movie a try, if i can find it. Good work!

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

Ilsa definitely inspired Zombie and his "Werewolf Women of the SS" trailer. Any hot Nazi temptress owes a debt of gratitude to Ilsa. Dyanne Thorne is great in this one. Well worth searching for.

Magi said...

Well, i shall see what i think of it. My copy should be arriving next week sometime. I've been waiting years to see this as im such a b-movie/explotation film nerd. Any others in the Nazisplotation or Women in prison genre you would recommend?

Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) said...

I recommend all of the Ilsa movies with the exception of "Ilsa, Tigress of Siberia". "Ilsa, the Wicked Warden" is probably one of the sleaziest woman's prison movies ever made. "The Naked Cage" is good for a wholesome look at women in cages. And naked.