Monday, September 04, 2006

"Dr. Moreau's House of Pain" review

Dr. Moreau's House of Pain (2004)

Directed by Charles Band
Writing credits Earl Kenton

John Patrick Jordan .... Eric Carson
Jessica Lancaster
Peter Donald Badalamenti II .... Gallagher (as Peter D. Badalamenti II)
Lorielle New .... Alliana (as Loriele New)
Ling Aum
B.J. Smith
Debra Mayer .... Mary Anne

This one was love at first sight. I saw some sort of humanoid pig creature holding a knife on the front of the video box. He made me look closer. The title took it over the top. There was no way I was going to miss a potential classic piece of B-cinema called "Dr. Moreau's House of Pain". This party had to happen. So I rented it.

A guy and two girls decide to tail a wild blonde. They're after a big story or something. They all end up at the "House of Pain". It seems the good doctor has been experimenting with animal and people parts to make "Manimals". He's pleased to find some fresh meat thrown his way. He's already created Pigboy, Dogface and Catwoman. Pigboy and Dogface are the muscle and Catwoman is the sex bomb. He throws the guy to his horny pussycat and wants the ladies to help placate his other beasts.

Catwoman, (Loriele New), makes this party happen. She is dedicated to B-movie perfection. While the other women shamelessly kept their clothes on, Loriele got down to business. She was either naked or lounging around in her underwear throughout the entire movie. I'm not exaggerating. She was a wild woman. Grrrr...Loved it. "Dr Moreau's House of Pain" is a pretty decent B-flick. Everybody ends up at the House of Pain and the blood and guts start flowing. I enjoyed myself.

SCORE: 2 out of 4 horny Pigboys

Wild woman Loriele drives monsters crazy. And B-movie reviewers.

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