Saturday, November 11, 2006

"Sorceress II: The Temptress" review

Sorceress II: The Temptress (1996)

Directed by Richard Styles
Writing credits Richard Styles

Julie Strain .... Tara Coventry
Greg Wrangler .... Paul Stevens
Sandahl Bergman .... Virginia
Julie K. Smith .... Katlin
Jenna Bair .... Noella
Jay Richardson .... Doctor Condon

I bought this DVD. It has Julie Strain on the cover in front of a raging fire wearing some sort of Spider-woman lingerie. The cover says, "Her powers will keep you up all night." What a temptress. I had seen the first "Sorceress" and enjoyed it. Well, I enjoyed the one scene where Strain has sex with two other women. Looking on the back cover of this DVD, I saw Strain standing in between two hot women. One of the other women was Julie Smith. I couldn't wait to see what kind of spell she could put on Strain. Two large breasted Julies...together at last! You thinking what I'm thinking?

Well, I suffered through this one up to the point where the main hero tells a story of when he fell in love with a young nun who was teaching him at school. This is what we call a "mood killer". After that pointless scene, I fast forwarded through the rest of the movie. So our hero is dragged up to Coventry, CA to run the marketing dept. of a demonic cosmetics company and no one cares. Let's talk about something important. Let's talk about the sex.

Julie Strain and Julie Smith get naked. Julie Strain is always a pleasure to see naked but Smith really stole the show in this one. She is one hot bouncing breast party. You know, I just can't get enough of talking about her breasts. I could write poems about them. Songs! Love sonnets! Haikus! All right, I'll stop. Also, Strain and Smith both have sex with guys under red and blue strobe lights. These are supposed to be nightmare's the main hero is having but I don't see anything nightmarish about them at all. They would be more like "dream come true" scenes.

This all leads to the supposed highlight of the movie. The three Witchy Women, (Strain, Smith and another blonde), all get naked in a gazebo. They're squirming around naked but there is no sex. *Sniff* *Sniff* Tears are falling! Smith does make a play for Strain's breasts but other than that the scene was a huge letdown. This misfire of a three-way kills any merit "Sorceress II" may have had. I can handle bad acting, bad editing and everything else that's bad but to screw up a three-way with a double shot of Julie B-queens is unforgivable.

SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 tempting Julies

1 comment:

Julie K Smith said...