Busty Cops 2 (2006)
Directed by Jim Wynorski
Glori-Anne Gilbert
J. Nichole Italiano-Zaza (as Nikki Nova)
Aimee Sweet
You know how some movies are described as “Critic proof”? Well, “Busty Cops 2” is a living, breathing example of that saying. The very idea of me writing a review for this movie is completely ridiculous. “Busty Cops 2” is a non-stop marathon of naked women, softcore sex and bad jokes aimed at a horny eighth grade mentality or anyone still sober enough at midnight who wants to watch some hot women get naked on Skinamax. In recognition of this reality, I have had two tequila shots and am chugging a beer as I write this. “Busty Cops 2” deserves my full attention. This joke of a movie has now inspired my first ALL PICTURE REVIEW! I, (like the filmmakers), know what you want! Screw the plot! Bring on the women!!
The bustiest of Busty Cops: Glori Anne Gilbert. I was glad to see that they didn't try to force Miss Gilbert into bed with some of the other Busty Cops. Her dislike for sapphic delights is pretty obvious. "Busty Cops 2" plays to her strengths. Lots of stripping and showering. Well done.
See what I mean? She's flexible for a big woman. She towers over the other Busty Cops. 
Glori-Anne likes what she sees. There's no doubt she belongs on the Busty Cops.
I like what I see. I will chug the rest of my beer to salute this picture.
It just wouldn't be a Wynorksi flick without the mighty Jay Richardson. Jay runs the Busty Cop squad. He has them investigating a couple of train robberies and a missing whale and ahh what difference does it make? I'm glad Jay is on the case but what's important here are the ladies. And the most important woman of all, the VIP, has got to be...
Nikki Nova! Nova is out of this world hot. I'm talking supernova! The way she moves, the way she pouts, the way she does, well, pretty much anything. 
Oh and the way she snaps her hair back. I love that. I've always liked brunettes more than blondes. Nova seals the deal. Although for some reason Hollywood is obsessed with shoving blondes into these movies as much as humanly possible. Nova has them all beat.
She even looks hot when she's sleeping. She's not doing anything and she still looks good! I dare you to find a picture of her not looking hot. You'd have to look hard.
A favorite softcore flick tactic is to put Nikki in a scene with two other women. Bathtubs and showers are frequent settings. She must be the cleanest woman in Hollywood. Still not convinced? Try this next picture on for size...
I have only one thing to say. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!
Aimee Sweet shows up as the "victim" of the train robbery. She also has the best sex scene in the movie. Well, actually two of the best sex scenes. It's pretty sweet. HAHA! Sweet? Aimee Sweet? Get it? I'm hilarious!
Sweet.
SPOILER ALERT - This picture gives away an important plot point! Ahh, who am I kidding? No one cares about the plot. And I mean NO ONE.
More shots of Nikki Nova showing what Nikki does best. Anything! I can't get enough. Can you?
Can you?
Until next time ladies.
SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 busty bat signals 
19 comments:
What's the real name of the girl that was getting banged by Scott Styles in the opening train scene? Now those were some memorable mams. wow...
I'm not sure what her name is. I haven't seen her in other B-movies. Maybe she'll step up in "Busty Cops 3: Bust Harder"
Excellent review. Even IMDB don't know about Aimee Sweet in this film, and she played a main character!!!
who is the chick after they leave the dudes office after the first shower scene. They are at the lake and one chick has the best tits I have ever seen, Three way seen not nova, but the second brunette
Second brunette eh? Not sure. So many beautiful busty women in this one it's hard to keep track of them all. Aimee Sweet maybe? Actually, she's the only brunette besides Nova that I know about.
where can i find the script of the two busty cops? thanks!
Script? Are you joking? It's probably written on the back of a napkin somewhere. A small napkin. If you find it, let me know. It could make for a good laugh.
There was only one important direction given here: Pop the top. The Busty Cops were happy to oblige.
im watching this movie for the first time now..its quite a satisfier!! =]
what is the song during this scen you commented on: "Aimee Sweet shows up as the "victim" of the train robbery. She also has the best sex scene in the movie. Well, actually two of the best sex scenes. It's pretty sweet. HAHA! Sweet? Aimee Sweet? Get it? I'm hilarious!"
Don't know what the Aimee Sweet song is in this movie. But I'd like to see an Aimee Sweet compliation of hot scenes to that Trick Daddy song: "So if you're game for it, I came for it, I got a thing for you that I can't ignore. (Chorus) She put that sugar on my tongue. She's gonna gimme gimme some. Sweet! Sweet!"
yesss. please, if anyone knows the song during the aimee sweet scene, let me know. i have been looking everywhere and i cant seem to find it.. i know part of it goes "come on baby, my pretty baby, let's get wild tonight" or something along those lines... please.. help find that song..
ps, dr. gore, i actually laughed really hard about the comment on the script on the back of a napkin
Good news! I have received info on the tunes! One of my readers found out where these songs are hidden:
"It took a couple weeks, but somebody gave me this link:
http://www.klownhead.com/music.html
it has the mp3's of that company's music and other things."
Enjoy the music!
got any links for this movie i really wanna watch i watched a 5min preview and it looked good thanks
email link to speed42@googlemail.com
i cant get that klownhead link to work to get the music any other suggestions on where to find the music used
that was Jelena Jensen in the scene at the lake she very hott
Just looked up some Jelena Jensen pics to remind myself what she looks like. Very hot indeed.
There was another movie out in the early 90's with hot chicks posing as undercover agents. Anybody have some movie titles that it might be.
HOW COME YOU HAVE NO CREDIT FOR MY PLAYMATE FRIEND 'ANGELA LITTLE' ON THIS? SHE'S SUCH A SWEETIE, AND I WAS BOOKED ON SUMTHIN ELSE...SO YEP, SHE REPLACED ME ON THIS! I THOUGHT SHE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB MYSELF...
what is the techno song called when the one girl is on the staircase towards the end kinda. Its such a good song
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