L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (1998)Directed by Andy Sidaris
Writing credits Andy Sidaris
Julie Strain.... Willow Black
Rodrigo Obregón .... Rodrigo Martinez
Julie K. Smith .... Cobra
Cristian Letelier .... J. Tyler Ward
Shae Marks .... Tiger
Marcus Bagwell .... Warrior
Carrie Westcott .... Sofia
Master filmmaker Andy Sidaris likes his movies big. "Return to Savage Beach" is no exception. Big explosions! Big, hunky men! Big, fast cars! Big breasted women! In the case of Shae Marks, REALLY big breasted women! Sidaris also likes to shoot his movies in the most exotic locations. Nothing ugly would dare show its face in one of his movies. This adventure has the Lethal Ladies running around all the tropical beaches they can find. It's a tough life.
Sidaris is in complete control of his movies. He knows exactly what he wants to see. Well, there are two things out of his control: The quality of the acting and the plot. These two items are of secondary concern. What's important here is that the Lethal Ladies bounce around the globe fighting terrorists. Thank God they are here to protect us. "Return to Savage Beach" has the ladies going after a treasure so that the bad guys don't get it. That's enough plot for me.
So what about those Lethal Ladies? Let's see, we've got Julie Strain, Julie Smith, Shae Marks and Carrie Westcott. It's a gold mine. Once again, Strain and Smith make all my dreams come true. Smith has a couple of turns as a stripper and Strain jumps in a pool with Buff Bagwell! Shae Marks plays Tiger. Grrrrrr!!! She even has leopard skin outfits. Her breasts are truly amazing. Marks breasts manage to surpass both Strain's and Smith's impressive displays.
Westcott is good as the red leather wearing, roller blading, pizza delivery girl. She has very large breasts as well. No surprise there.So if you want to watch large breasted women save the world, pick up a Sidaris flick today. "Return to Savage Beach" is just what you would expect. Think big.
SCORE: 2 out of 4 because large breasted secret agents will save us all
4 comments:
AW...MAMORIES LIKE THE CORNERS OF MY BRA! THIS WAS A REALLY FUN SHOOT, AS WERE MOST THESE FILMS! I MISS THESE GIRLS, I MISS THIS DIRECTOR, AND I MISS THESE DAYS!! LIFE WAS JUST SO DAMN ...BUSTY! WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO CARRIE W.?
Old Andy Sidaris certainly had the formula back then.
AW...I REALLY MISS SHAE´S PERFECT BOOBS!!!
MAKE LOVE TO SHAE MARKS (A LOT) IS THE DREAM OF MY LIFE
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