Saturday, October 14, 2006

"Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks" review

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976)

Directed by Don Edmonds
Writing credits Langston Stafford

Dyanne Thorne .... Ilsa
Max Thayer .... Comander Adam, US Navy (as Michael Thayer)
Jerry Delony .... El Sharif (as Victor Alexander)
Uschi Digard .... Inga Lindström (as Elke Von)
Sharon Kelly .... Nora Edward

I can't say enough good things about Ilsa, (Dyanne Thorne). Her outrageous German accent and voluptuous body make this flick a stellar exploitation movie. "My ILSA!" I want her to be my harem keeper. First I would need a harem though. Details, details.

Ilsa isn't so much a character as she is a historical figure. Whenever there are strong women throughout history dominating other women for sadistic pleasure, they shall all be called "Ilsa". The Ilsa from the first movie was in Nazi Germany and was killed at the end of the flick. So clearly this is not the exact same Ilsa. The new Ilsa runs a harem for a depraved "Oil Sheik".

Ilsa runs the harem efficiently, telling girls the right way to lick a body, disciplining traitors with flesh eating ants and presiding over topless kung fu fighting sessions. There are a lot of breasts in this flick. The harem likes to go topless. Ilsa also comes up with a plastic explosive that you place in a girl's private area that will detonate when having sex. Yes. Exploding vaginas. The sleaze was working overtime.

"Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks" promises nasty sleaze and does not disappoint. Every other scene had either blood or breasts or both. It's a great exploitation movie. I recommend it.

SCORE: 4 out of 4 ILSAS getting sleazy in the desert

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