Saturday, October 07, 2006

"Snake Island" review

Snake Island (2002)

Directed by Wayne Crawford
Writing credits Wayne Crawford Arthur Payne

William Katt .... Malcolm Page
Wayne Crawford .... Jake Malloy
Kate Connor ....Heather Dorsey
Russel Savadier .... Eddie Trent Jones
Dawn Matthews .... Lisa
Milan Murray .... Carrie

Well, if there's one thing you can say about "Snake Island", it's that the title didn't lie. It promised you snakes and an island and that's what you get. A bunch of people end up on Snake Island and snakes attack. There you go. Snakes you want, snakes you get. Lots of them. A snake jamboree. Snakes a go-go. Why did it have to be snakes?

"Snake Island" was fair. If you want to watch a grab bag of slithering reptiles attack people, rent "Snake Island" immediately. It's about 20-25 minutes too long though. There are only so many scenes of snakes trying to bite people I can watch.

The best scene is in the middle where two women dance topless as the snakes watch. Then the snakes start dancing. Yes, techno jamming snakes. You gotta love that. I rewound that scene three times. If someone knows what song they were dancing to, e-mail me. I want to dance with snakes too.

SCORE: 2 out of 4 jamming snakes


2ndshow said...

Heeey nice way to write reviews on B-movies...get going man :)

Dr. Gore ( said...

Thanks. I'll get going to Snake Island, Dinosaur Island, etc.