Wednesday, January 10, 2007

"Ghost in a Teeny Bikini" review

Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006)

Directed by Fred Olen Ray
Writing credits Brett Kelly David A. Lloyd

Alexandre Boisvert
Rebecca Love
Ted Newsom .... Constable
Christine Nguyen
Nicole Sheridan .... Ghost
Eric Spudic .... Telegram Boy
Evan Stone

“Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” tells the tale of a ghost in a teeny bikini. It is another skin flick in a long line of skin flicks from your late night cable friend and mine, Nicholas Medina AKA Fred Olen Ray. Ray has now gotten into the groove with these movies. He is the undisputed master of B-movie economics. He cranks out two skin flicks for the price of one and a half. The same cast moves seamlessly from one movie to the next over the span of a week, (maybe two), and slams two flicks into the can and onto Skin-a-max before you can say hot naked chicks rule! This time the gang has made “Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” along with “Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet”. We’re definitely a much better society for these late night contributions to horny insomnia.

“Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” has Nicole Sheridan as the ghost. Yes, her bikini is teeny. Stellar B-movie star Muffin Baker has gotten a telegram that her rich uncle has passed away and she must come up to his estate for the reading of the will. Rebecca Love and the dastardly lawyer are plotting against them. MOO-HA-HA! Thankfully, Nicole the friendly ghost is on Muffin’s side. And in her bed. Many people will fornicate the night away as the reading of the will is pushed aside for more carnal pleasures.

“Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” was decent. This one was actually a little more interested in being an amusing movie than blowing it out with hot sex scenes. They went for something a little different. Let’s put it this way, there were about three scenes of people lip synching to bad songs. It does throw you for a loop to have singing in a skin flick. But the actors were decent in this one, especially the butler who I found to be pretty funny. Muffin wasn't too bad either. Muffin, Muffin, Muffin...

Speaking of hot Muffins, let’s get back to what’s important. Let’s concentrate on the sex. There are two good sex scenes in this one. The rest were fair. The scene with Sheridan and Muffin was good. It went down nice and slow. Sheridan has a great body. But you knew that already. The best sex scene in the movie was with Muffin’s boyfriend and Rebecca Love. I have only one thing to say after seeing Rebecca in action.SHOW ME THE LOVE! Wow. I was a little saddened that she only had one sex scene in the movie. She needed three or four. And one with herself. You hearing me? More Love man. More Love. “Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” is worth a look. It wasn’t the best Medina/Ray softcore flick but it has its points. I’m talking about Love. Lots and lots of Love.

SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 for a whole lotta Love

Hot Telegram delivering action

Very hot script delivering action

Super hot Tip begging action. She knows how to make a Telegram boy happy.


hollywoodshack said...

Only one sex scene with Nichole Sheridan? And she's the main character in the show? A quick preview tells me this movie rates landfill compared to other shows from Fred Olen Ray. Evan Stone's overdone scowling was really nauseating. A majority of imdb users agree.

Anonymous said...

Bikini Avengers was one of my favorite Bikini movies. Sarah Hunter had a good part as the evil villainess, more exciting than Rebecca Love but of course no one else in Bikini land could match her boob size.