Saturday, July 07, 2007

"Pretty Cool 2" review

Pretty Cool 2 (2007)

Director: Rolfe Kanefsky
Writer: Rolfe Kanefsky

Eric Fagundes ... Walter Buckell
Julia Lehman ... Agatha
Angela Dodson ... Brittany
James Ferris ... Dave Buckell
Jennifer Day ... Debbie
Robert Donovan ... Mr. Buckell
Joy Giovanni ... June
Tiffany Shepis ... Tracy
Kristyn Green ... Crystal

A nerdy guy gets his hands on the greatest cell phone in the world. Through a freak accident that only happens in B-movies, his cell phone merges with a mind reading device. His cell phone becomes GENIE, a hot babe that can control other people’s minds. Weird Science indeed. Will he use his powers for good and get people to be nice to each other? Or will he want the horny girls next door to pay for teasing him? The power to control women is just too tempting…

I can now safely say that Rolfe Kanefsky is an even hornier geek than I am. That’s a bold statement. In “Pretty Cool Too”, making a decent comedy was not as important as getting women to fake orgasms. Much like “Rod Steele”, (another Kanefsky flick), the central theme of the movie is a magical device which makes people do whatever you say. Since it’s in the hands of a horny geek, (Kanefsky), most of the women roll around faking orgasms on cue. This movie is a cry for help. Just indulge the Big O fetish with Rolfe and you’re sure to be in “Pretty Cool Three: Moan for Me”.

“Pretty Cool Too” could also be taken as a metaphor for directing. Directors find themselves in the enviable position of telling beautiful women what to do, how to talk, how to undress, etc. Of course, these women wouldn’t have anything to do with them in real life but in the movies, they’ll fake orgasms for a director barking orders all day long. In “Pretty Cool Too”, the GENIE cell phone represents Kanefsky and his all-powerful ways of getting women to do whatever he wants. Directions come pouring out of the cell phone and before you know it, Tiffany Shepis is crawling around on all fours while a horny cowgirl is getting wet on her stuffed pony. It’s a tough life.

But what saves “Pretty Cool Too” is that Kanefsky is a good director. I really liked “The Hazing” and have enjoyed most of his other movies. He delivers the horny thrills you’re looking for in his various B-adventures. “Pretty Cool Too” is a decent sex comedy. There’s one extended scene where the guy has a perpetual hard-on and keeps getting it crushed in various devices. I was laughing, (and wincing), during that scene. There are also plenty of topless women as the Rolfe cell phone tells them to do away with their pesky clothes. So if you’re in the mood for a teen sex comedy with a lot of fake orgasms, “Pretty Cool Too” is worth a look.

SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 geeky guys acting cool

These girls need direction.

Lick the cherry. Lick the cherry!!! Oh, and the frosting. Lick the frosting!!!RARRRRR!!!

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