Saturday, December 02, 2006

"Beneath Loch Ness" review

Beneath Loch Ness (2001)

Directed by Chuck Comisky
Writing credits Shane Bitterling Chuck Comisky

Patrick Bergin .... Blay
Lysette Anthony .... Elizabeth
Brian Wimmer .... Case

Can you guess what is "Beneath Loch Ness"? If you guessed a Loch Ness Monster, give yourself a pat on the back and a cookie. A bunch of scientists find Nessie and decide to film it and then kill it. The F/X was terrible as was the movie. Boring and pointless. Some B-movies are just too ambitious for their own good. If you don't have enough money to show a cool Nessie, go make another movie. Like a killer dog flick. That's good and cheap.

One scene has a male and female scientist arguing and screaming at each other only to have the male scientist yell, "Is this because we were married?!" I had no idea they were divorced before he said that. I wondered why this was important to a Loch Ness Monster movie. Then I realized I didn't care if they were divorced but in love, just divorced, widowed, single or secretly married. It was an annoying plot point which took my mind away from an annoying movie.

SCORE: 1 out of 4 cheap Nessies

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