Dr. Gore's Movie Reviews
Here is a listing of various movie reviews I have written. Mostly they'll be about B-movies, monster flicks and various other forms of movie mayhem.
Wednesday, August 31, 2022
Thursday, April 09, 2020
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Saturday, May 18, 2019
"Cold Pursuit" review
Cold Pursuit (2019)
Directed by: Hans Petter Moland
Cast: Liam Neeson and some other people
As I sit here
in my underwear, recovering from surgery and listening to a wound vac suck blood
out of my abdomen, I know there is only one man who can heal me. Liam freaking
Neeson. Only he can bring justice to the carnage that has befallen me. The man
has killed because his daughter was taken, his murdered wife was, well,
murdered, and hungry wolves had the audacity to try to eat him. That just pissed
him off. Now he would help me to gather the strength I need to carry on.
Liam Neeson
is a man of few words in “Cold Pursuit”. His son gets killed because that’s
what happens to people who are related to Liam Neeson. This leads Liam on a
quest to find out what his son did for a living because he barely knew him when
he was alive. Of course in Liam Neeson movies, only death matters. Liam climbs
up the ladder of drug dealing scum in Colorado and relishing every kill along
the way. This inadvertently starts a drug war between the corporate gang in Denver
and the Indian gang that split the drug trade. Neeson is so cold blooded he can
start drug wars without even meaning to. It all ends with gunfights and snowblowers
as Neeson takes out the trash.
I was in the
hospital for two weeks recovering from surgery. As I sat there watching Friends
reruns and more episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians than I’d care to
admit, I found myself thinking of all the other things I rather be watching.
Like anything other than Kardashians going to Bali to find themselves. But when
you’re pumping morphine into your body for pain, everything seems very
reasonable. I really did want to know if Kanye and Kim were going to confront
Kanye’s old friend in Chicago. But now that I’m not tied down, my head is free
of morphine and Kardashians. It was a very potent mix.
Praise the
movie gods as along comes Liam Neeson to drive the Calabasas Kardashians out of
my head with his never-ending quest to kill anything that displeases him. “Cold
Pursuit” is a remake of a Norwegian movie, “In Order of Disappearance”. In a way,
this plays against Neeson’s strengths. The original movie was full of humor as
it showed the two gangs plotting against each other and amusingly taking each
other out. The problem is that Liam disappears for a while as the movie shifts
focus on the gangs plotting and scheming. When he does appear, he’s back to his
dead serious demeanor that we know and love but it sometimes feels out of place
with the rest of the cast making light of murder and mayhem.
“Cold Pursuit”
turns a Norwegian revenge movie into a standard Liam Neeson flick. It’s got all
the elements you would expect from a Neeson movie with some goofy drug war
story on top. It’s worth a look.
SCORE: 3 out of 4 for endlessly cold pursuitsWednesday, February 21, 2018
"The Babysitter" review
The Babysitter (2017)
Director: McG
Writer: Brian Duffield
Judah Lewis | ... | ||
Samara Weaving | ... | ||
Robbie Amell | ... | ||
Hana Mae Lee | ... | ||
Bella Thorne | ... |
“The Babysitter” is a tale of a boy and his babysitter.
Cole is in love with his hot babysitter (Samara Weaving). They are good friends
who laugh, dance and make merry. But alas, Cole is just a boy and the babysitter wants to hang out with her satanic cult friends. After sending Cole to
bed, the teens play Truth or Dare which leads to a gruesome satanic death. Cole
is discovered peeping on the party and dragged downstairs. The rest of the
movie has Cole running from the teens and trying to outsmart Satan’s minions.
Much blood and brain matter will splatter throughout the house before the night
is through.
I’ll give you three guesses as to what my favorite scene
was. No, make that one guess. Actually there’s no need to guess as it would be
the same scene any B-movie maniac would have loved. Or maybe it’s just me. But
I couldn’t help but feel a kinship with young Cole. As he spies on his
babysitter at the top of the stairs, the teens begin to play a game of Truth or
Dare. Some genius dares her to kiss everyone. This leads to a prolonged kiss
with the other babe of the bunch, (Bella Thorne as The Cheerleader), which is
captured in slow motion to the 80’s song “I Want Candy”. Cole and I understand
each other. We are both voyeurs and loving every second of it.
What I’ve described above is affectionately known in cinema
as the “Male Gaze”. The Male Gaze theory tells us that images in film are there
for the male, (drooling B-movie guy), to enjoy and perhaps get some sexual
pleasure from merely watching, (Voyeurism or Scopophilia if you will). If you
saw Megan Fox in “Transformers” fix Bumblebee’s crank shaft, you know what I’m
talking about. “The Babysitter” is a proud representative of the Male Gaze as we look longingly and achingly at every
move Samara Weaving makes, (and Bella Thorne too in the aforementioned make-out
scene).
This is all my way of telling you that “The Babysitter” is a
fine film. I recommend it. It has everything a male gazer needs. Babysitters.
Blood. Bella…The list goes on and on. This is prime Saturday night B-movie
extravaganza. Oh Samara, let me gaze upon thee.
SCORE: 3 out of 4 babysitter dares
Gaze away
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
"The Cloverfield Paradox" review
The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)
Director: Julius Onah
Writers: Oren Uziel
Gugu Mbatha-Raw | ... | ||
David Oyelowo | ... | ||
Daniel Brühl | ... | ||
John Ortiz | ... | ||
Chris O'Dowd | ... | ||
Elizabeth Debicki | ... |
Jensen
|
|
Ziyi Zhang | ... |
|
*Warning* Here there be spoilers*
A crew of misfits head into outer space to solve the world’s
energy problem. At least I think that’s what they were up to. They are charging
a giant laser which in turn will give the world peace and prosperity. Apparently
there is a (unseen) war raging on Earth and this lovable, mismatched crew of
scientists holds the key to survival. But there’s a catch you see. A paradox
if you will. If you charge the flux capacitor to the required 1.21 gigawatts
then it will explode in an orgy of inter-dimensional mishmash and what have
you. But no one listens to mad scientists or their paradox detractors so they
march ahead and make a derivative sci-fi flick anyway.
The lead actress in this movie, (Gugu Mbatha-Raw), is very
talented when it comes to portraying despair. She cries a single tear at least
five times in this movie. There are many instances where we see a lone tear roll down her face as
she conveys the agony of losing a child and again with the knowledge that her
children may still be alive in another dimension. The filmmakers pushed her to show emotion as
there was not a lot to care about on the doomed spacecraft.
I also shed a lone tear while watching “The Cloverfield
Paradox” as I (slowly) realized that out of all of the insane inter-dimensional events
that transpire, none of them will unleash a monster. Wasn’t that the point of
this movie? To explain how the creatures came into existence? Tears ran down my
face as I witnessed the ending to this movie. As our brave heroes descend from
space, their craft falls through the clouds and a giant monster springs up out
of it. My God man. The real movie was on Earth this whole time! Why were we wasting
our time on the spacecraft when we could have been watching the Cloverfield
Godzilla? What a lame paradox.
Do you have any idea how many movies I have seen where the mad
scientists march ahead and things go awry? Too many to think about. Aside from a few
minor interesting takes on dimension swapping, (Elizabeth Debicki pops up woven
into a maintenance panel), this movie had nothing new to offer. What would have
been interesting is seeing what level of Cloverfield hell they unleashed on
Earth. But that would have been too entertaining and this movie will have none
of that.
I liked the first “Cloverfield” and I really liked “10
Cloverfield Lane”, (John Goodman should have gotten an Oscar nomination), but “The
Cloverfield Paradox” will leave you wishing you were back in the bunker with
Goodman. At least on “10 Cloverfield Lane” there were nightmares worth hiding
from. For this movie, we are left with
scientists bumbling along on a spacecraft as they blame each other for the
banality of this movie. While “The Cloverfield Paradox” is certainly watchable,
it’s a movie that has been made many times before and not necessary to fill in
any perceived Cloverfield gaps of knowledge.
SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 crying scientists
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Four movie weekend challenge 9/19-9/21
Hello there.
I have a powerful urge to immerse myself in cinema so I will challenge myself to see four movies in the theater this weekend.
The four films I speak of, (in the order I intend to view them) are:
I have a powerful urge to immerse myself in cinema so I will challenge myself to see four movies in the theater this weekend.
The four films I speak of, (in the order I intend to view them) are:
"A Walk Among the Tombstones"
Liam Neeson on the trail of dirtbags who like to kidnap women. Sold. Done deal. I am totally digging the avenging angel of death persona Liam Neeson is unleashing on the movies lately. A Charles Bronson for our times.
"The Guest"
This movie has a terrible generic title and and even worse poster but it is from the guy who did "You're Next", (which I liked), so it's worth a look. Also played the Midnight Madness section at Toronto so it's been on my B-movie radar.
The Maze Runner
Clearly another "Hunger Games"/ "Divergent" copy cranked out to cash in on teens trying to survive the apocalypse. But who am I to judge its artistic merit without seeing it? Run teens run!
Tusk
The Walrus and the Canadian Carpenter. A movie that Kevin Smith decided to make after a podcast joke about it. There are worse inspirations. Besides, no one has ever made a man turning into a walrus movie. That alone is worth a look.
So I'm thinking two a day and save the walrus for last. I'll post my thoughts on my movie excursion after my cinematic adventure.
One last thought, whatever happened to "The Green Inferno"?
I read one article that said the production company refused to pay for the marketing costs. But does this mean the movie is stuck in limbo for the rest of the year?
Come on you cheap bastards, cough up the money. You made the damn cannibal movie now release it.
I leave you with one final thought: Eva Green was amazing in "Sin City". Check it out.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)