Monday, April 18, 2011

"Zombie Women of Satan" review

Zombie Women of Satan (2009)

Warren Speed ... Pervo the Clown

Victoria Hopkins ... Skye Brannigan

Victoria Broom ... Rachel Brannigan / Cult Girl M

Marysia Kay ... Red Zander

Peter Bonner ... Zeus

Kate Soulsby ... Harmony Starr

Bill Fellows ... Henry Zander

A group of freaks head out to the countryside to give an interview. They are a traveling band of performers that have piqued the interest of a local cult. Once the group hits the sticks the zombie women come out of the woodwork. It seems that the resident mad scientist is attempting to turn women into drooling, snarling beasts. He made his daughter feed them champagne glasses of poison and now the women are raving lunatics intent on devouring people. The band must, um, band together if they hope to survive the zombie onslaught. Bats, guns, knives and chainsaws are used quite frequently upside many topless zombie women heads.

“Zombie Women of Satan” had all the indications of being a terrible movie. It has the kind of title that only a B-movie fan would love and would therefore be suckered into watching it. Filmmakers often pick over the top titles to compensate for the lack of quality in the movie. I was prepared to be dragged through the fires of B-movie hell again just so I could watch some zombie women go wild.

I’m pleasantly surprised to tell you that “Zombie Women of Satan” is not that bad. I was expecting the worst so perhaps that softened the blow. It is a strangely entertaining movie that fluctuates between moments of gore and lame comedy. Thankfully, the comedic moments segue into a gory scene with recurring frequency. Heads are crushed, throats are ripped out and zombie breasts shoot acid so the movie has some charming traits.

Now I’m not saying “Zombie Women of Satan” is good mind you. But I found myself reasonably entertained by a movie I was sure was going to destroy my soul with its awfulness. Pervo the clown and his merry band of circus geeks gawk at the zombie women before smashing their heads in. Most of the zombie, (actually poisoned), women like to run through the woods without any bras on. And this makes perfect sense as the undead have no need for modesty. Pervo takes advantage of his killing spree and soaks in all of the topless zombie wonders.

Come to think of it, not only were these women not zombies, they weren’t connected to Satan at all. So the title is quite meaningless unless the meaning was to get horror fans to rent the movie. If you are thinking of renting it, know that there are plenty of topless women and even more cheap gore to keep you content. You’ll have to suffer through some lame humor, (including a midget taking the longest bathroom break in history), but “Zombie Women of Satan” keeps moving and provides all of the B-movie mayhem it could afford.

SCORE: 2 out of 4 zombie women


the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Once again the colour co-ordination on the chicks is the wrong way around, the clothing should be red (or preferably not there at all) and the sticky stuff that the girls are covered with should be white. Horror film makers always seem to make that mistake.

otis rampaging heterosexuality said...

I want to bugger Kate Middleton (in 2000 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously), its just such a shame the bird is British rubbish. I wonder if William realises that his bride is already 11 years past her prime ? !.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

Dr. Gore, i only just realised that this is a British made Film, you`ve been told quite a few times already not to waste your time reveiwing British made celluloid faecal material on this site. I know there are lots of gorgeous sexy young girls showing their tits in this movie so that does redeem it slightly obviously but its still a British made film and that makes it garbage by definition, i`m sure there are literally hundreds of low budget American made zombie movies out there with lots of gorgeous sexy young girls showing their tits twats and arses so next time review one of those instead alright.