Wednesday, September 07, 2011

"Lust at First Bite" review

Lust at First Bite (2010)

AKA Twilight Vamps

Director: Fred Olen Ray
Writer: Fred Olen Ray

Brandin Rackley ... Tabitha
Frankie Cullen ... Jack
Christine Nguyen ... Angela
Dena Kollar ... Amanda (as Ashley West)
Beverly Lynne ... Louise
Michelle Maylene ... Tammy
Jenaveve Jolie ... Kyra
Valerie K. Garcia ... Goth Dancer

The usual Fred Olen Ray suspects headline another softcore movie. This time it's completely different as the same cast members have sex with each other. How many times can one man watch Frankie Cullen and Brandin Rackley get it on? Or Frankie Cullen and Christine Nguyen? Or Frankie Cullen and any of the half dozen women Ray throws in these flicks? This time he has Cullen head over to a vampire strip club to see what trouble he can get into. He needs to blow off some steam after girlfriend Beverly Lynne continually dismisses him for lesbian sex. It doesn't take long before Cullen has banged his way through half of the cast. Yeah, it's another thrilling late night adventure that will rock your socks off and put you to sleep from the monotonous sight of watching porn fidelity in action.

It's hard to dislike a movie with this many beautiful women getting naked every five minutes. I don't have anything against Brandin Rackley, Christine Nguyen or Beverly Lynne. These women have brought me much joy watching their late night escapades. I also don't have anything against Frankie Cullen. It's not his fault that he has to tackle the same women into bed. No, I'm afraid the fault lies with the cost cutting measures of director Ray and his uncontrollable lust to get his hands on as much Cinemax money as possible.

Something has gone wrong in the house that Ray built. Something is amiss. He has misplaced his libido. "Lust at First Bite" is dull from beginning to end. None of the sex scenes are hot, arousing or even amusing. It's the same people rolling around in the same positions while dry humping to the same music. Snore! Can we please get some variety here? These movies are becoming embarrassing. Ray can usually be counted on for one or two decent sex scenes but "Lust at First Bite" is nothing to lust over. It can be skipped.

One last thought, the only good thing about "Lust at First Bite" is it reminds me how much I miss Beverly Lynne. Beverly has two lesbian sex scenes which are decent. They're not too thrilling but I liked seeing her in action again. I still haven't seen a hotter Beverly Lynne flick than "Bikini a Go Go". In that one, she goes from being frigid to a raging nympho. Beverly needs to let loose her inner raging nympho again. I so miss the nympho. We all do.

SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 lust at Lynne sight


Anonymous said...

While I enjoyed this a little more than you did, I agree that Ray's Skinamax films have been in decline lately. Whereas Wynorski seems to keep his films genuinely funny and sexy, Ray seems like he's just stuck in a formulaic rut.

Dr. Gore said...

Steep decline. Cinemax is crying. Well, probably not but they're not getting their money's worth.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

Imagine buggering Beverly Lynne on Halloween night 1991 (the bird's 18th birthday), talk about total perfection.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

Dr. Gore, its absolutely appalling and quite outrageous that the totally unwatchable and laughably pathetic pile of British made celluloid dog-shit "Attack the Block" has been given a cinema release in North America, when you think of all the infinitely superior American made low-budget science-fiction and horror movies (like the ones you reveiw on this site for instance) that are not accorded that privelige and have to make do with going straight to DVD instead, its quite absurd and completely unacceptable. Something has got to be done to stop all British made celluloid horse-shit from besmirching and polluting American cinema (and TV) screens once and for all.

willy jerk-off said...

Dr. Gore, could you explain to me the appeal that these movies obviously still have for you, with millions of hard-core clips now freely available on the internet, movies like "Lust at First Bite" now seem completely out-moded and obsolete. I like the windows vista media centre clips, the same 3 or 4 thrusts of the dick in and out of the birds bum over and over again, or the same 3 or 4 squirts of spunk into the birds gob over and over again. As i said, having access to literally thousands of those clips does rather make a nonsense of me watching late night, so-called, "erotic programming" any more.

Dr. Gore said...

You see Willy, softcore is all about (lesbian) foreplay. Or rather, good softcore is all about (lesbian) foreplay. The clips you admire are hardcore shots of genitals thrusting in and out of various holes. This certainly has its entertainment value but I find hardcore often skimps on the (lesbian) foreplay which is my favorite.

So to answer your question, I am in constant need of seeing scenes of beautiful women kissing each other and licking each other's breasts. This is what softcore can do well and the reason why I watch these late night Cinemax movies. No money shots here but it has its own sweaty charm.

willy jerk-off said...

Dr. Gore, i watch a lot of lesbian hard-core clips as well, i`m obsessed with lesbian anal (obviously), with the girls licking each others arse-holes out and buggering each other with massive strap-ons, i`m not really interested in lesbian fore-play, i just want to see gorgeous young girls with their arse-holes gaping wide open. 18 year-old birds arse-holes are the ultimate holy-grail of sexual activity, theres nothing quite like seeing a gorgeous 18 year-old bird with her arse-hole gaping as wide as it will possibly go.

steve prefontaine said...

Dr. Gore, i was expecting you to reveiw a few classic horror movies for Halloween, where are you my old mate ?.

Dr. Gore said...

Happy Halloween. Real life again intrudes on my desire to pontificate on the finer things in life. Perhaps soon, like the mighty zombie, I will rise again to feast on brains and other organs.

Anonymous said...

Christine Nguyen and Frankie Cullen have the ultimate conjugal visit.