"Housewives from Another World" review

Housewives from Another World

Director: Fred Olen Ray
Writer: Fred Olen Ray

Heather Vandeven ... Karen
Christine Nguyen ... Carla
Rebecca Love ... Rita
Frankie Cullen ... Max

Space aliens have landed on Earth and they're horny. Heather Vandeven grabs a meteor fragment and transforms into a Housewife from Another World. She wants to explore this concept of what we humans call love. She hops into bed, (actually a couch), with her new husband and proceeds to have sex with him like she's been doing this all of her life. These aliens are quick learners. Heather enlists two more unwitting playmates into her nefarious scheme. Rebecca Love and Christine Nguyen get some space rocks tied around their necks which allows them to join the horny space sorority. The housewives are conspiring to stop a satellite from launching and some other unimportant things that don't have anything to do with softcore sex. Thankfully, their plan ultimately lives or dies on them getting naked. The alien babes won't let their home planet down. They go to great lengths to ensure there is nudity every five minutes and we're a better universe for it.

"Housewives from Another World" is yet another Fred Olen Ray late night sex flick in a long line of Fred Olen Ray late night sex flicks. It's pretty much the same cast doing the same things and telling the same lame jokes in between copious amounts of sex scenes. However, there is one important addition to the cast in this softcore adventure. Heather Vandeven, (Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven. I know this because it has it plastered all over the DVD cover), gets added to the Fred Olen Ray rotation as the main extraterrestrial housewife. She is a fine addition. She has the body of a, well, Penthouse Pet of the Year. She's got the hair flip mastery of a Nikki Fritz and the hot, smoldering look of a Julian Wells. She's also quite talented in faking an orgasm. Oh what am I saying? She can't be faking it. I'm sure she loves having softcore sex with the cast so much that she just can't contain herself.

So "Housewives from Another World" becomes a showcase for Heather Vandeven and her sultry ways. In this respect, the movie is a success. I was completely convinced that Heather could seduce any man in about ten seconds after meeting him. There is one part of her sex repertoire that needs some work though. One sex scene has her taking Rebecca Love into the kitchen to teach her the ways of human love on counter tops. Heather seemed confused during this scene and was fumbling around a little too much. Fortunately, Rebecca Love took over and the scene turned out OK. Hopefully through practice, Heather can get better at these sapphic love scenes. Just remember, when doing a sex scene with Rebecca Love, spend as much time with her breasts as possible. Squeezing, licking, sucking, whatever you like, etc. It will turn out a winner for all involved.

"Housewives from Another World" has the usual amount of sex scenes and the obligatory solo shower scene. Most of the sex scenes are decent. Though I am getting slightly fatigued at watching the same performers get it on. There is only so much softcore fidelity I can handle. But Ray always manages to squeeze in one really good sex scene per movie and this time the clear winner is Rebecca Love and Christine Nguyen having sex on a couch. Heather sits this one out but sticks around to watch and get some pointers. At one point in the scene, Rebecca and Christine start rubbing each other out while Christine goes to work on Rebecca's nipples. It was amazing. This scene made me thankful I'm a man. A man who's watching two women rub each other out on Fred Olen Ray's couch. Heather was watching too and I hope she liked it as much as I did. I think we can all learn a thing or two from these innovative and sexually adventurous aliens.

SCORE: 2 out of 4 Heather Housewives