"Evils of the Night" review

Evils of the Night (1985)

Directed by Mardi Rustam
Writing credits Philip Dennis Connors Mardi Rustam

Aldo Ray.... Fred
Neville Brand.... Kurt
Tina Louise.... Cora
John Carradine.... Dr. Kozmar
Julie Newmar.... Dr. Zarma
Karrie Emerson.... Nancy
Bridget Holloman.... Heather

I bought this one for five bucks. The movie starts off on the right foot. Horny teens are making out in the woods. Breasts are freed from their bras before the credits are finished. There are other scenes of girls rubbing suntan lotion on each others breasts and one where two porn stars make out, (Jerry Butler and Amber Lynn). Then the movie goes downhill.

Three geriatric aliens arrive on Earth from their floating disco ball and need blood. So they hire two elderly mechanics to go out and get it for them. Preferably from half naked teens if possible. My guess is that the producers had two locations to shoot at, (a hospital and an auto garage), and then built the movie around that. After the gratuitous nudity in the first 15 minutes, the movie dies a quick death. No scares, barely any blood but plenty of bad acting to torment you.

SCORE: 1 out of 4 old men running teen blood bank