The Erotic Dreams of Jeannie (2004)AKA Genie in a String Bikini
Directed by Fred Olen Ray
Writing credits Fred Olen Ray
Nicole Sheridan.... Genie
Evan Stone.... Akbar
Kennedy Johnston.... Suzanne
Beverly Lynne.... Chelsea
Jay Richardson.... Doctor R.J. Reynolds
I bought this DVD. "Genie in a String Bikini" AKA "The Erotic Dreams of Jeannie" adheres to the rules of B-movie economics. This movie uses almost the same cast and I think the exact same house as "Teenage Cavegirl". But while the Cavegirl was hot, the Dreams of Jeannie are flat.
Oh sure, there's plenty of nudity and the usual number of sex scenes. But the cast looked tired. They all had this glaze in their eyes that said, "Too many softcore sex scenes with the same people." The only one I'll give a passing grade to is Nicole Sheridan, (Genie). She always looks like she is ready to go. She has a great set of lips and knows how to kiss. Her two scenes at the end were the highlight. "You may bite them!" But overall, this is standard stuff that's not worth getting too excited about. If you're half drunk one night and it comes out on cable, it will probably be worth a watch. But then again, what isn't worth watching when you're wasted?
One last thing, Beverly Lynne needs to let her hair grow out again. Ever since she practically shaved her head, she has been dead on her feet. In this one, she's got a girl/girl scene and a girl/girl/genie-man scene and they're both shooting blanks. Let your blonde flag fly Beverly. I want to salute you again.
SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 Jeannies out of the bottle
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