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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

"Femalien" review


Femalien (1996)

Directed by Cybil Richards
Writing credits Randy Fontana Cybil Richards

Jacqueline Lovell.... Sun
Matt Shue.... Drew
Kurt Schwoebel.... M.J
Venesa Talor.... Kara

Femalien comes to Earth to watch humans make lots of love. She teleports to the lingerie store on the off chance that the two female sales clerks will get it on for her. Oh! What a happy coincidence. They can't wait to get naked for the Femalien. Who can blame them?

Femalien will visit many locations around Southern California to fulfill her mission of peace and love. She must check out a photo shoot, a diner, a performance art show and some other places. The sex is out there just waiting to be watched, observed and studied. She's an excellent student.

I found "Femalien" to be a pleasant way to spend an hour or so. The last scene with Jacqueline Lovell was the best. Femalien learned a lot about human sexuality. So did I. If you do decide to watch "Femalien", make sure to get the unrated version. Any other course of action would just be foolish.

SCORE: 2 out of 4 Femaliens

9 comments:

  1. This was just one of my very favorite films. I rarely saw anything more from Vanessa Taylor but she deserved something better than Femalien 2 which was funny but had some hot scenes, too. The guy who spent his time searching for aliens and his girlfriend on the sofa..wow! Surrender Cinema was worth getting the most every film pack but without Veronica 2020. That's another good one to review. If only the box set had scene menus, oh well.

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  2. Forgot about Jacqueline Lovell. She was one of Surrender Cinemas finest. These reviews represent the days when I was a devotee of late night Cinemax. It was a glorious time for softcore.

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  3. Any clues about the queen of late night Cinemax, Nikki Fritz as to what she does now? She's quit films and was doing animation with her husband, Jon Morgan the last I heard anything. No websites either. Someone should update her bio.

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  4. No, don't know what Nikki Fritz is up to. But I can tell you I love her. And miss her. She was in my top 2. The other was Julie K Smith. I miss her too.

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  5. Hope you saw Veronica 2020, that's the best of Nikki I can think of. She was also bossy, bitchy and difficult to work with. Remember Julia Ann? Check out her films sometime.

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  6. Never saw "Veronica 2020" and I'm slightly ashamed of myself for it. Any scene with Nikki Fritz should be seen at least once. And Julia Ann has graduated to MILF porn as she seems to have sex with as many stepsons and daughters as possible.

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  7. Veronica 2030, sorry about that. It's her best I think.

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  8. I love Venessa talor with drew and the lingerie store is good as well. Then the grand finale was super good. Julie k smith in the witches of breastwick is just breath taking you should check it out.

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  9. So for me I thought the scene with drew was a great scene she got to lose her virginity and he made love to an alien. My thoughts for the second movie go like this. So they end with the threesome right well it takes place with that you you see venesa talor and matt shue go at it with Jacqueline Lovell. Then you see that they had daughters and release them into the wild known as earth and choose partners of their own to take humans into the next stage in evolution. Thats how David carter from witches of breastwick comes into play.

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